When for you…

…the only holy texts you know are the Old and the New Rule Book…
…the most important liturgical office takes place on Saturday at 12 a.m…
…and the Vespers are celebrated on Tuesday at 7 p.m. and on Friday after midnight…
…the Messiah is a 17y, divine in all skills, beloved, saint-like and tranquil, moved up from the youth squad of a team in the region of Gerusalem…
…the only commandments you know are:
"You shall have no other managerial game before Hattrick"
"You shall not take the name of MOD and GM in vain"
"You shall not cheat"
"You shall not covet your neighbour's unpredictable forward"
"You shall not manage other teams before yours"
"You shall not steal others' password"
"You shall not bear false in Newbie Conference"
"You shall not fail"
"Honour your coach and your clown"
"Remember the league Saturday, keep it holy"…
…the high priest is HT-Bjorn, imaged in his holy vestments: hat, heavy yellow coat, weared even on August 15, dark glasses and a cigar…
…and he's surrounded by his LA, DEV, HT, not purpled, but with jacket and tie strictly violet, if possible bald with goatee…
…the good Samaritan is a Newbies Helper…
…the Evil is embodied by the RandemonHT, also called Tempter Mots…
…the true blessed is who is undefeated for 14 competition games…
…a saved is who is undefeated for 14 competition games and has 14 wins on a row…
…the many Prophets, who make proposal of future realization, are only in the Italian Conference, but as ever nobody pays attention to them… Their days of glory are clearly over…
…even the Saints can be banned…
…the greatest damage of the Flood is a lower number of people in the arenas…
…to rise somebody from the dead you just need 50 doctors…
…chastity is a value really possible since you know Hattrick, keeping it for long too…
…the mystical ecstasy (very low) is achieved when your first skill-trading transaction yields proficts…
…the mystical ecstasy (low) is achieved when your best forward makes a decisive hattrick in the qualifying…
…the mystical ecstasy (high) is achieved when the just-bought-19y reaches formidable in playmaking after only one training…
…the mystical ecstasy (very high) is achieved when your excellent youth squad is eventually worthy of this name…
…the eternal life is within everybody's reach, apart from dismissal…
…well, the Manager Realm's Doors have been eventually opened to you!
Welcome in the Place where PICing is not forbidden (cast the first stone who never PICed!)
The Top Series Paradise will never seem so near.
Amen